25, from Florida.

Aspiring writer.

Lover of bad boys, good books, old music, and fuzzy dogs.

Excels at: cooking various things (none of which belong together in a meal), applying eyeliner to my left eye, remembering obscure country song lyrics, and untangling knots.

Needs to work on: waiting patiently, not cursing like a particularly uncouth sailor, answering the phone without having a mild panic attack, and watching the classics (I've never seen Star Wars).

 

blackqueenphoenix:

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

bsparrow, would some dumb puppies help? 

*sniffles* Yes, yes they would. Dumb puppies always help.

(Source: lucas-com-k)

Fuck. Apparently a fear of the dark has somehow decided to kick in at the age of 25? Every time I turn my light off I keep picturing that terrifying thing from that scary short film on YouTube that I can’t remember the name of right now (that I originally wasn’t even that scared by) so I’m currently laying here surfing Tumblr for comfort with all the lights on.

I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED THE THING IN LIKE A YEAR

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Edit: BEDFELLOWS……..IT’S CALLED BEDFELLOWS AND FML I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN

What's up with comma splices?

theyuniversity:

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You’re right: You should definitely look out for comma splices on the SAT.

A comma splice is a grammar error that is created by joining two independent clauses (complete sentences) with a comma.

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Since we have two complete sentences, we would form a comma…

File under: THINGS I NEED TO TATTOO ON THE BACKS OF MY EYELIDS BECAUSE OF MY TENDENCY TO ABUSE COMMAS

silverblacker:

i am starting to wonder if someone that is not a b*thyler made up thebethylhappy88 just to troll with the walking dead fandom and to exacerbate the ship war between carylers and bshippers.

it is impossible to imagine why someone would so resent themselves that they have to deliberately visit a tag that they dislike, then read the entire post about something they dislike, then make up a blog so that they could express how much they dislike the things they dislike.

i believe b*thyl is all about b*th providing all the sunshine that daryl lacks and how she brings him hope. in other words, the ship is about happiness and good vibe. as you can see, thebethylhappy88 is exactly how not a b*thyler should be and it seems like they are trying very hard to make a bad impression of the bship.

frankly, i wont be surprised if all of a sudden a wild thecarylhappy88 appears and begins leaving hate comments on the b*thyl tag.

what i am trying to say is, dont assume thebethylhappy88 is a real b*thyler. their attitude is too bad to be true and they might just be a troll who hates their life and is determined to spread negativity all around the fandom.

stay safe, carylers! dont let them get under your skin.

I agree.

omg. you went to the dark side. i feel like i don’t even know you…. *cackles*

But-but look how hot I am!

Also I’m at an 8 hour photo shoot for a big time magazine. I CAN’T GO TO BED AND GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS OF BECOMING AN A-LIST SUPERMODEL

blackqueenphoenix:

bsparrow:

blackqueenphoenix:

Ugh. Because of course I couldn’t just reply to your post with a simple picture…. *grumbles*

Mine is nowhere near as impressive as yours. image

UH NO THEY’RE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE NAMES BECAUSE WE’RE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON

FICS WITH B *swoons*

I WILL CHERISH THIS FOREVER

LOL. We are basically the same person. 

Really, you mention bra fic, but don’t mention A Hot Slice aka Pizza Daryl? Which I need to rewrite… big time. 

I was totally eyeballing it but at least we did get a little taste of that hot slice. Oh and what a taste it was. *drools*

blackqueenphoenix:

Ugh. Because of course I couldn’t just reply to your post with a simple picture…. *grumbles*

Mine is nowhere near as impressive as yours. image

UH NO THEY’RE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE NAMES BECAUSE WE’RE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON

FICS WITH B *swoons*

I WILL CHERISH THIS FOREVER

blackqueenphoenix:

bsparrow:

This is what I was looking at when I made the “moment of silence” post earlier. This is my Caryl graveyard (or what’s left of it after my last computer died and took about 75% of my shit with it since I was too lazy to back anything up).
Some have been finished and posted (mostly the drabbles and one-shots), some have been abandoned…it’s a sad, dark place.

Dude. All that fic. *grabby hands*
*snorts* My fic folder looks like yours. 

#you totally have a folder in my folder
I HAVE A FOLDER IN YOUR FOLDER
WHAT
MUST HAVE SCREENSHOT *GRABBY CLAWS OF DOOM*

blackqueenphoenix:

bsparrow:

This is what I was looking at when I made the “moment of silence” post earlier. This is my Caryl graveyard (or what’s left of it after my last computer died and took about 75% of my shit with it since I was too lazy to back anything up).

Some have been finished and posted (mostly the drabbles and one-shots), some have been abandoned…it’s a sad, dark place.

Dude. All that fic. *grabby hands*

*snorts* My fic folder looks like yours. 

I HAVE A FOLDER IN YOUR FOLDER

WHAT

MUST HAVE SCREENSHOT *GRABBY CLAWS OF DOOM*